trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

sonicomi:

this is the funniest page in the entire manga

sonicomi:

this is the funniest page in the entire manga

abede21:

we believe in you ishimaru

sixth-shinigami:

So I saw this post and I couldn’t resist.

burgersforkitties:

posting more selfies because why not

stluc123:


Kawoshintanic

stluc123:

Kawoshintanic

swagworu-nagaysauce:

prussias-dick:

I LAGUH AT THIS PART EVErY TIME LOOK AT HI S POSE LOOK AT HIS FACE HES TRYING SO HARD TO SEDUCE HIM


I am ready for your lilin love stick, Shinji-kun.

swagworu-nagaysauce:

prussias-dick:

I LAGUH AT THIS PART EVErY TIME LOOK AT HI S POSE LOOK AT HIS FACE HES TRYING SO HARD TO SEDUCE HIM

I am ready for your lilin love stick, Shinji-kun.

wiltingboy:

Hearing Christians call deviled eggs “angel eggs” makes me want to dive face first into the pavement

fakesarcasticdragonite:

There is a whole world out there. There must be something much greater for a frog such as I.

fakesarcasticdragonite:

There is a whole world out there. There must be something much greater for a frog such as I.