i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
I walk this lonely road
The only road that I have ever known
"I am Bruce Wayne".
"Please touch my butt."
"I’m really into anime."